I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle
he was born in 1969
dicksuckle69
mom: what are you watching?
me: nothing…
me:
the new honda odyssey will tear your children limb from limb.
date idea: u come over and nap with me
when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo
when you accidentally type ‘teh’ instead of ‘the’
cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
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